Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, 25 January 2015

Farm Animals Jokes (1º)

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Question: 
What do you get if a cow jumps up and down?
Answer: 
A milkshake!
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'Shake' means to move backwards and forwards or up and down. To make milkshake you shake the milk and the fruit so it gets mixed up. Cows have milk inside them so if they could jump and down the milk would shake! 

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Question: 
What do you call a cow in Alaska?
Answer: 
An Eskimoo!
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Cows 'moo'. If you add an extra letter 'o' to Eskimo it sounds like the noise that cows make.

Saturday, 24 January 2015

Farm Animals Jokes (1º)

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Question: 
Where do cows go at the weekend?
Answer: 
To the moo-vies!

Do you understand the joke?
'Moo' is the noise that cows make. The 'movies' is also called the cinema.

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Question: 
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
Answer: 
A cloud!
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Clouds in the sky sometimes look like sheep!